Emergency Broadcasting Update

I was watching a New York TV station when one of those 'tests of the emergency broadcast system' interruptions came on. The guys voice sounds like he's using radio equipment from 1901 or maybe he's broadcasting from the moon. Yeah - he's on the moon. It sounds all static and scratchy. Get some good equipment emergency guys. In the event of an emergency we may not be able to understand what the hell you're saying. While you're all safe and cozy up there in your moon hut - we need information down here! And where did you get that buzzer? It sounds like someone is pushing the wrong answer button from 'What's My Line' - over and over. Hey - emergency broadcasting system, update your shit!