According to prudent sources, You Are a left-wing Extremist If You Believe that--
- The U.S. Constitution is unconstitutional because women, racial, sexual preference, and religious minorities were all under represented in 1776
- Nancy Pelosi understands the Catholic Church’s teachings on abortion better than all popes, past and present
- Vast sections of America are still owned by Mexico, despite the Treaty of Guadeloupe, which was approved by both nations in 1848
- Silencing conservative talk radio is vital to America’s national defense
- Sandy Berger was a greater patriot and more honorable than Dick Cheney
- Barney Frank would be a terrific Secretary of Defense
- Freedom of choice is inalienable, except when it comes to heath care, saving for retirement, and other decisions best left to government
- Hillary Clinton is a better role model than Mother Teresa
- The right of government trumps all individual rights, notwithstanding the Constitution and the Bill of Rights
- Illegal aliens must be counted in the 2010 Census in order to assure that sufficient Democrat ballots are ordered for the November elections
- That white spot on Monica’s blue dress was actually secretarial “white out” planted by Linda Tripp to embarrass Bill Clinton
- Reparations should be paid to African Americans who can prove they voted for Obama
- Birth certificates must produced to purchase a gun, but are completely unnecessary in order to prove eligibility for the presidency
- “Minutemen" refers to the sexual staying power of border patrol agents
- Speaking English within ear shot of Hispanics obviously here illegally is a serious hate crime
- Straight, white, employed Christian males should notify the local police 60 days before moving into a new neighborhood
- Borders are unnecessary when proper diplomatic protocol is followed
- Burning Old Glory is protected free speech, whereas rants by conservatives like Rush Limbaugh are “hate speech”
- A woman’s right to abort the life of an innocent child is inalienable; whereas execution of a convicted killer is cruel, unusual & barbaric
- Starving a helpless victim like Terri Schaivo to death is acceptable, but using lethal injection to end the life of a brutal killer is not
- Publicly wishing a friend or family member “Merry Christmas” is clearly an act of civil disobedience and unconstitutional
- While symbols of Christianity must be hidden, Islam must be openly promoted in the name of religious awareness and tolerance
- Separation of state and government applies only to Christianity and Judaism.
- Leveling the playing field between haves and have-nots is the most important function of government, even more so than national security.
- Tax cuts are wrong when returned to people who actually paid taxes, but perfectly fine when sent to those who paid none
- Paying higher taxes is the “Patriotic” thing to do
- Marriage is no longer necessary to sanctify man-woman relationships; however, it is absolutely essential that same-sex couples be allowed to marry
- Enforcing U.S. borders and immigration laws is wrong because it discriminates against Hispanics
- Those who support English as America’s official language are racists, but those who prefer Spanish and other foreign languages over English are OK because of the inherent value of diversity
- Conservatives who seek to preserve American culture are hate mongers, whereas immigrants are encouraged to celebrate their heritage even if it interferes with assimilation into mainstream America
- Skyrocketing energy costs devastate working American families, but protecting Alaskan wild life is a greater priority
- Outsourcing American jobs to foreign nations is driven by immoral corporate greed, but open borders and amnesty are acceptable because most illegal aliens are future Democrats
- Huge profits are obscene, except when enjoyed by Bill and Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Teddy Kennedy, and other liberals
- Military force must never be used, except when needed to obscure a Democrat president’s sexual misconduct in the Oval Office
- Invading a foreign nation is wrong, except when aliens from Mexico invade America
Being a left-wing extremist is the least patriotic behavior that one can engage in. Avoid liberalism at all costs!
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